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周二了，去上学了

王小明七点了，去上学

他很快的去上学了，没想到在路上发生了意外。

一条′老奶奶在车上

一看就看到了王小明他人

王小明OS:他来了

万能老人:小伙只，给我让个座吧。

王小明前轱辘不转，后轱辘转思密达。

万能老人:SO外国人呐？

万能老人:给我让座思密达。

王小明听不懂思密达。

万能老人:别骗人啦。

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王小明没迟到

何志贤老师叫你去喝tea

王小明完蛋了。

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老师Tell me, what was the homework yesterday?

王小明我…

老师Needless to say, I give you a chance to make amends in the river.

老师As long as you do what I say, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be rewarded with a day's holiday. Let's pretend that you were wronged by my crying. Let's pretend that you were beaten by me and you cried, then tell our friends that I was looking for you, and then say that the English teacher is very angry, and if we don't tell him the truth, he will fire that person. If you don't tell him the truth, he will fire that man, okay?

怕有人听不懂:别说了，我我有的办法可以让你既不用做这次惩罚也不用让你受灾难，还可以获得一天假期，假装我打了你，你哭着回去给他们看，然后说我很生气，然后要把某个抄作业的人给开除了，叫一个人过来，他们自然会暴露。

王小明知道了

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王小明哭着回去接下来就不用说了。

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

众人王小明不是我真就

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老师One of you must be fired. Are you rocks, scissors, cloth or something?

何志贤我们选择智力问答。

老师okay

老师Little love

万能小爱:我在

老师Give three questions

万能小爱I don't know. 是什么意思？

何志贤我不知道啊

老师Oh dear! He Zhixian, you successfully picked up a dog's life.

万能小爱：世界上最大的岛是什么？

收作业的人不知道

老师You also picked up a dog's life.

万能小爱:把圆周率完全背出来，而且不能错一个字。

死对头不是我真就…