迷你MC和好表演

“所有人听着!所有人听着!从今天往后，不许再写任何关于和迷你世界打架的书，要是写了的也要把它给撕毁，否则会处以死刑!迷你MC和好表演将于15时开始，地点就在极通市的极通大戏院!谁不去看和好表演，谁就一样被处以死刑!”

清晨，外面充斥着这样的声音，有些居民抱怨道：“吵死了!现在才早上五点钟，还让不让人睡觉了?再说了，凭什么我们非得去看?我们想看想不看是我们的自由!为什么你要拘束我们?老虎不发威，你当我是病猫啊？我们也不是关在笼子里的小鸟!”但没办法，这是政府的规定，所以想反抗也没用啊！

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“各位居民、贵族、外来人，大家下午好!”男主持人说。他说完后，台下瞬间爆发出了热烈的掌声。

“我知道，你们有些人不愿意参加这次的和好表演。但是你想想啊，要是再继续这样下去，或许我们游戏国就没了。你是想让我们的国家毁灭呢，还是和和平平相处一辈子呢?”女主持人说。

“虽然有些人想要把这两个游戏的大战平静下来，却毫无用处，但是，正是因为MM餐馆和其他想要让这两个游戏的大战平静下来的人，我们才号召大家举行这场和好表演。首先进行第一项节目：歌曲《Lemon Tree》!”

不一会儿，卡卡和史蒂夫上台了。

伴奏响起，他们唱起了《Lemon Tree》：“I'm sitting here in the boring room,it's just another rainy Sunday afternoon……”

“第二个节目：舞台剧《末影娘》!”

“第三个节目：舞蹈《快乐崇拜》!”

“第四个节目……”

“现在是时候上‘压轴大戏’了!压轴大戏第一弹：诵读《终末之诗》!诵读者：方块侦探社、卡卡、妮妮、黑龙、地心人、末影娘!”

音乐响起。首先，末影娘先说：

“I see the player you mean.

Steve?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.

That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.

I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.”

然后，卡卡说：

“Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.

What did this player dream?

This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?”

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“最后一个节目：压轴大戏第二弹——MM版本笠翁对韵!表演者：Null、妮妮!”

“僵尸对——”

“野人!”

“末地对——”

“地心!”

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后来，听说我的世界和迷你世界非常和平，有时候还相互赠送礼品呢!