背影

那是一个早上······

有一阵熟悉的声音想起·····是的，还是姜主任的《精忠报国》😂

什么都可以xx:姜主任，你饶了我吧啊啊啊······

一阵哀嚎响起，西楼

贺朝小朋友，起了没？

谢俞谁还会那么晚起，猪吗？

贺朝那我进来了。

说完，我们的贺朝夫斯基进来了

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什么都可以作者：现在我来把贺朝夫斯基的《背影》打出来

我觉得我的背影特别帅气。不是我在吹，0•618的黄金比例中我的身上得到了完全的体现。这可能要赖我妈渺小厄尔伟大，给了我如此优秀的外形条件，让我无论走到哪儿，都是人群中最耀眼的那颗星星。普普通通的一套路，我一踏上去可能就成了梯台，有你朝哥的地方就是舞台。

其实，这份帅气也给了我的生活带来了些许的不便。比如，偶尔逃个课，被姜主任远远地撞着，都不需要走进，远远的看一眼就会被认出。毕竟放眼整个二中，这么帅气的背影，可能很难找出第二个了。但没事，我知道，上帝是公平的。如果这是为了这份帅气儿必须付出的代价，这一切我都甘愿承受。背负怎么点伤痛，真的不算什么。其实，我的正面才是真他妈的帅裂苍穹。对不起，一个激动，说了一点脏话。作为二十一世纪的四好青年，我深刻的认识到，说脏话这种行为是不对的。但，不加上‘他妈’二字增强一下语气，我觉得这短短的一句话根本形容不出我的帅气。对不起，我错了。但，坚决不改！

对不起，话题有点跑偏，让我们继续说说我帅到惨绝人寰的正面。对于我的颜值，我一向有200%的自信。要是哪天混不下去了，就出个道。相信我就是明日之星。不过就目前来讲，并没有这方面的打算。作为一个才华横溢的男人，我并不满足于靠脸吃饭。如果你对我的颜值有任何怀疑，欢迎来找你朝哥取证。作为一个和平主义者，我很欢迎大家心平气和地坐下来辩论。想一想，全天下可能也只有我这么帅气的背影能配得上者张脸了。

这次的作文，我觉得我发挥的很好。希望有幸看到这篇作文的阅卷老师能给我一个与我帅气的背影相匹配的分数。谢谢！

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什么都可以作者：抱歉，本人的写作技术不好，先这个样子了，后面我会努力更文的，么么哒~晚安昂