第二章

一，你要和我说话？你真的要和我说话？你确定真的要和我说吗？你一定非说不可吗？那你说吧，这是自动回复

You want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you really want to talk to me? Do you have to say it? Go ahead. It's an automatic reply

二，您好，我现在临时有事不在，我可能在吃饭，可能在睡觉，可能出去玩了，也有可能去打小怪兽了，但是这都不重要，因为我要揪着你的耳朵问你：如果我是DJ你还会爱我吗

Hello, I am temporarily absent, I may be eating, may be sleeping, may go out to play, may also go to play a small monster, but it does not matter, because I have to hold your ear to ask you: if I am DJ you will still love me



三，对方正在与卫星进行信号连接，请稍等，当前进度1%

The other party is connecting with the satellite signal, please wait a moment, the current advance 1%

四，我去找我的仙女姐妹玩去啦，一会就下凡了哦

I'm going to play with my fairy sisters, and I'll be down in a minute



五，权志龙的女人已收到信息，稍后回复

Quan Zhilong's woman has received the message and will reply later

六，你好，我这里是自动回复，我可以陪你聊天，但我只会这一句

Hello, I am here is an automatic reply, I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence



七，对不起，您说呼叫的用户不在计算机旁，请你现在立刻猛击你的显示器直到它冒火花为止，听到响声后我会给你回复

Sorry, the user you said is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise

八，对不起，我是一名学生，更是祖国的花朵，不能长时间跟你聊天和轻易回复你信息，这样会显得我不爱学习，对不起党和国家以及人民.

Sorry, I am a student, but also the flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and easily reply to your information. This will make me feel that I don't like to study. I am sorry for the party and the country and the people.



九，您好，您访问的好友已注销此QQ账号，请使用其它方式与您的好友联系。〈此消息由QQ发出，该账号在2020年1月1至12月1日移除数据库。谢谢您的配合〉

Hello, the friend you visited has logged out of this QQ account, please use other ways to contact your friends. This message was sent by QQ, which removed database from January 1 to December 1,2020. Thank you for your cooperation

十，你好，我们老大去宇宙摘星星了 若有事我可以帮你转告她 不过你得先请我吃薯片，我要 番茄味的

Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If there's anything I can tell her for you, but you have to buy me chips first. I want tomato



十一，只有光头强来砍树了才能叫醒我熊二小可爱。

Only a bald man can cut down a tree to wake me up, little bear.

十二，您的小可爱正八百里加急赶往你的聊天界面。

Your little cute is rushing to your chat interface in 800 miles.



十三，我在刷钱当榜一，有什么事等我扛火车头回去再说。

I am brushing the money as the top of the list, what is waiting for me to go back to the locomotive.

十四，没回消息就是在放牛，一直没回就是牛丢了

If you don't return the news, you are herding the cow. If you haven't returned, the cow is lost



十五，老爹古董店，有事请留言

Daddy's antique shop. Leave a message

十六，休息一下广告马上回来

Take a break. The commercial will be right back