包子和枫墨君殇的小剧场（与正文无关）

某天

“儿子啊，过来看看这几幅画！”包子把脑袋凑近爹爹的卧室，看见了一排仕女图

”爹爹，你何时喜欢看美女了？小心被娘亲发现！”枫墨君殇神色一紧，眼珠子瞅了瞅窗外，道：包子啊，我可是冒着被踢下床的危险给你送来这些画卷，你好好挑挑，看看喜欢哪个！”

包子：”······”视线扫了一眼，看上去都差不多，他表情淡定道：”这事还是爹爹定比较好！”

枫墨君殇大惊，包子他他他，想开了？终于想要娶妻了？！泪流满面啊！”不过我有一个要求！”

包子慢条斯理道，枫墨君殇满脸泪痕，”尽管提，你喜欢高的矮的胖的瘦的，老爹都能帮你弄回来！”，包子：“······我只要个比我好看的就行！”枫墨君殇泪奔ing！

（注：包子是个绝色美男子！！！）

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I admit I'm trying to figure out the number of words.

我承认我是在凑字数

再来个英文版的小剧场

One day, my son came over to look at the pictures, and the son put his head in his father's bedroom and saw a row of Shi.

Father, when do you like to see a beauty? Be careful to be found by the mother.Father said son, I was in the danger of being kicked out of the bed to give you these pictures, you pick and see which one you like.

His son slowly said it looked like the same, his face was calm, and it was better for father and dad.

Father's surprise, son he wants to open, finally to marry his wife, tears of tears,

but I have a request.The son said in a calm way.

Even if you like the tall, low fat daddy can help you get it back.

My son says I just have to look better than I do.

Father is in tears.

Prompt：The son is a handsome boy！

我承认我是在凑字数，顶着饭锅出门喽

英文版的小剧场是用语音输入法的中译英输入的噢~