一、哥哥，姐姐会抽烟呢，不像我，只会抽大炮。

Brother and sister can smoke, unlike me, they can only smoke cannons.

二、妹妹要我请你喝抹茶味儿的奶茶吗？

Does my sister want me to treat you to tea with matcha flavor?

三、毕竟我是独一无二的，看不惯靠边站。

After all, I am unique, and I don't like to stand aside.

四、我的草原，我的马，我想咋耍就咋耍。

My grassland, my horse, I can play whatever I want.

五、美女总是无人问津，绿茶总是众星捧月。

Beauty always goes unnoticed. Green tea always wins the moon

六、别人的孩子已经出生了，而你的还在手上。

Other people's children have been born and yours is still in hand.

七、我很好奇，情侣头像叫情头，那闺蜜头像叫什么。

I'm curious. The couple's head is called Love Head. What's the best friend's head?

八、你在教我做事？哟，你又行了？

Are you teaching me how to do things? Yo, did you do it again?

九、我又不是卖梯子的，哪那么多台阶给你下。

I'm not a ladder seller. There are so many steps for you to go down

十、花言巧语只有妹妹才会上钩。

Sweet words only my sister will take the bait.

十一、先去拼多多拼个妈再来跟我讲话。

Go to spell more and spell a mother before you talk to me.

十二、我的皮肤之所以这么黑是不想像你那样子白活一辈子。

The reason why my skin is so dark is that I don't want to live forever like you

十三、打你脸的时候，你别问我为什么，因为给你糖的时候你从不说谢谢。

Don't ask me why when I hit you in the face, because you never say thank you when I give you sugar

十四、风停了，雨停了，你又觉得你行。

When the wind stops and the rain stops, you think you can do it again.

十五、百度浏览器搜不到你，但是搜狗浏览器可以。

Baidu browser can't find you, but Sogou browser can

十六、天下之大，大不过缺你的那心块眼。

The world is big, but it lacks your heart.

十七、说话就说话，能保持距离吗？我对猪过敏。

Speak as you speak. Can you keep your distance? I'm allergic to pigs.

十八、听说你过得不好，我兴奋了一宿。

I was excited all night when I heard that you were having a bad time.

十九、甜言蜜语说多了，不怕得糖尿病吗？

Too much sweet talk, are you not afraid of getting diabetes?

二十、讨厌我没关系，我又不是活给你看。

It doesn't matter if you hate me. I'm not living for you.

二十一、和我摆脸色之前，先看我缺不缺你。

Before you show your face to me, see if I need you.

二十二、是金子总会发光，你这玻璃碴子总是反光。

It's gold that always shines, and you glass scum always reflects light.

绿茶？呵，你配？