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债主，就是那个你破了产，也不会抛弃你的人。

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

美丑有命，胖瘦在天。就靠这句话活着了。

Beauty and ugliness live, fat and thin in the sky. Live on this sentence.



我愿意做你的最佳听众，看着你装逼从始至终。

I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to force from beginning to end.

我不是花心，我只是心碎成了很多片，每一片都爱上了不同的人。

I'm not a flower heart. I'm just broken into many pieces. Each piece falls in love with different people.



人生建议，等ta的消息，不如睡觉。

Life advice, wait for TA's news, it's better to sleep.

每天提高的，不是我的成绩，而是我的发际线。

What I improve every day is not my grades, but my hairline.



长大以后会慢慢发现，每天按时睡觉真的重要，钱真的难挣，头发真的会掉完。

When you grow up, you will slowly find that it is really important to sleep on time every day, money is really hard to earn, and your hair will really fall off.

生活不止眼前的苟且，还有买不起的房子，和养不起家的工资。

Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about a house you can't afford and a salary you can't afford.



其实长相不重要，爱情最重要的是感觉，我对丑的没感觉。

In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I don't feel ugly.

平时看书是因为有求知欲，考前看书是因为有求生欲。

Usually reading is because of thirst for knowledge, and reading before examination is because of thirst for survival.



实在是受不了，这早上的太阳光，我还想睡会。

I can't stand the sun this morning. I still want to sleep.

老板今天在办公室给我们讲了一个笑话，大家都笑得人仰马翻，只有小王没笑。我笑着问他怎么不笑，答：“我已经辞职了。”

The boss told us a joke in the office today. Everyone laughed and turned upside down. Only Xiao Wang didn't laugh. I smiled and asked him why he didn't smile. I replied, "I've resigned."



天气炎热，想玩水的朋友可以来我家洗碗。

It's hot. Friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash the dishes.

世界上 最 远的距离就是，我想和你叙叙旧，你却问我要不要代购。

The furthest distance in the world is that I want to catch up with you, but you ask me if I want to buy it on my behalf.