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一，每天早上闹钟响的时候 我都会问自己：真的需要这份文凭吗

Every morning when the alarm goes off, I ask myself, do I really need this diploma

二，有人出轨有人恋爱有人单身到现在

Someone's cheating, someone's in love, someone's single, and now

三，我想问问你怎么把脑子里的钱转到手机里啊 好烦恼

I want to ask you how to transfer the money in your head to your mobile phone. It's so annoying



四，富人的世界我很清楚也许这就是旁观者自清吧

The world of the rich. I know that. Maybe that's what bystanders do

五，我时常告诫自己 一定要有钱 否则别人会认为我除了美貌一无所有

I often tell myself that I must have money or others will think that I have nothing but beauty

六，你给我发消息说砍拼多多 我怕麻烦 就说没下载 结果你更兴奋了 说新用户砍得更多

You sent me a message saying that there are a lot of cuts. I am afraid of trouble and said that I have not downloaded the results. You are more excited and said that new users have cut more



七，我是朋友圈擦玻璃员，所以我每天都在朋友圈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈I am a Circle of Friends glass cleaner, so i am in Circle of Friends every day hahahahahahahaha

八，我觉得已经离土豪不远了目前完成了一半 就是土

I think it is not far from the local tyrants. At present, half of the completion is soil

九，我想要一杯南瓜杏仁露 不要瓜 不要杏 不要露 要南仁.

I'd like a cup of pumpkin almond dew no melon no apricot dew no South kernel.



十，因为珍珠是美容的 牛奶是不补钙的 茶是养生的 珍珠奶茶美容补钙又养生 不喝不是人

Because pearls are beauty milk is not calcium tea is health pearl milk tea beauty calcium and health does not drink is not a person

十一，别人一谈对象谈三年 我一句谈吗问三年

Ask someone else to talk about the object for three years. Do I talk about it for three years

十二，同时被三个男孩追我能怎么办，只能交闪现了

What am I supposed to do with three boys chasing me at the same time? I'm gonna have to flash.



十三，打开钱包 发现没钱 可依然觉得很开心 因为我至少还 有个钱包 而钱包它啥也没有

I opened my wallet and found that I had no money, but I still felt very happy because I at least had a wallet and it had nothing