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.当真相在穿鞋的时候，谎言已经跑遍了全城。

When the truth is in the shoes, lies have run all over the city.

9.朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，我们可是见过面。

Don't overdo it. We've met.



10.遇到喜欢的人就大胆去追，追不到怕啥，重在参与嘛。

If you meet someone you like, you should go after them boldly. If you can't catch up with them, you are afraid of nothing. It's important to participate.

11.我可真是个败家子，上亿财产，我一醒就没了。

I'm such a black sheep. I've got hundreds of millions of assets. I'll be gone as soon as I wake up.

12.刚刚检查了下余额，六位数的支付密码保护着一位数的余额。

Just checked the next balance. The six digit payment password protects the one digit balance.



13.想当小蘑菇什么都不用干，只用撑伞发呆。

If you want to be a mushroom, you don't need to do anything, just stay up with an umbrella.

14.脸大的人一般脾气都超好，因为脸大翻脸真的很辛苦。

People with big faces are usually super good tempered, because it's really hard to turn their faces around.

15.你千万别动，你左脑是水，右脑是面粉，不动还好，一动全是浆糊。

Don't move. Your left brain is water, your right brain is flour. It's ok if you don't move. It's all paste.



16.接近我之前你要想清楚，我除了美貌一无所有。

Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

17.愿你终将生活的锋芒，熬成最温柔的浓汤。

May you finally boil the edge of life into the gentlest soup.

18.忍一时越想越亏，退一步越想越气。

Bear for a while more think more lose, step back more think more gas.



19.人要倒霉起来，吃火锅不管坐哪，烟都往你脸上飘。

No matter where you sit, no matter where you eat the hot pot, the smoke will float on your face.

20.你飞翔的越高，再不能飞的人眼中就显得越渺小。

The higher you fly, the smaller the eyes of those who can't fly.

21.女生之间何必要那么计较，反正过几十年都是要一起去跳广场舞。

Why do girls care so much? In any case, they will go dancing together for decades.



22.如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。

If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go broke.

23.痛而不言，笑而不语，迷而不失，惊而不乱。

Pain without words, laugh without words, lost without loss, frightened without disorder.

24.曾经喝汽水的女孩，如今喝起了红糖水。

Girls who used to drink soda now drink brown sugar water.