有点。。。自恋吧

1.从不相信一见钟情，只有照镜子的时候会有。

Never believe in love at first sight, only when you look in the mirror.

2.我不喜欢天黑的感觉，我这么美，别人怎么看得到。

I don't like the feeling of dark. I'm so beautiful. How can others see it.

3.我和五千万应该很难选吧。

50 million and I should be hard to choose

4.我是感觉控，我有感觉，在未来的某一天我会暴富。

I am feeling control, I have a feeling that I will be rich one day in the future.

5.P图好累，幸好我是真美。

P chart is so tired. Fortunately, I am so beautiful

6.要好好努力了，不然才华配不上我的颜值。

Work hard, or my talent is not worthy of my face.

7.别说我自恋，谁叫我天生丽质有资本呢。

Don't say I'm narcissistic. I'm born beautiful and have capital.

8.我谈的最长的一次恋爱就是自恋，没有情敌，天下无敌。

I talk about the longest love is narcissism, no rival, invincible.

9.我想看美女养养眼的时候，就拿出小镜子照照自己。

When I want to see a beautiful woman raise her eyes, I take out a small mirror to look at myself.

10.我们之间的关系很微妙，就靠我这点颜值死撑。

The relationship between us is very delicate. It depends on my appearance.

11.一直觉得自己很美，见到的人越多才发现自己真的是倾国倾城。

I always think I'm beautiful. The more people I meet, the more I find that I really love my country.

12.一定要好好努力，不然会有人说我除了好看一无事处。

We must work hard, or someone will say that I have nothing to do but look good.

13.不管你何时遇到我，都是你的福气。

No matter when you meet me, it's your blessing

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