关于薛智障
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关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机：
别人家男神：啊，这么晚你们还来啊，等了很久了吧，幸苦大家了！
我们家神经病：啊，你们那么晚还来啊，你们都不用上课啊，你们为接我都妻离子散，何必呢
粉丝送瓜子：（估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...）
别家男神：谢谢你哦，我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分：神经病啊？！ 送这个干嘛！！（谁让你爱嗑瓜子）
送饮料：
别家男神：谢谢你哦，想的真周到，幸苦了！
咱家精分：啊，送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
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2.爱豆爱称：
别家：欧巴，哥哥，老公，wulu××...
谦友：老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名：
别家男神：小可爱，×粉……
咱家智障：粪叉… （这个是真实的，如果不是粉丝阻止，我们真有可能叫粪叉）
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3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝：
别家男神：谢谢谢谢，你小心点
咱家智障：分两种情况
①come yo～ hey～（跟着一起嗨）
②神经病啊！鬼啊！我不要面子的啊！
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4.关于今后的发展道路：
别家偶像：我的粉丝就是我的支柱，就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦：我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的，等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...（ps薛三岁永远都不会过气）
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5.关于送礼物：
别家粉丝：送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友：旺旺大礼包，阿胶枣。炸鸡，鸭舌。真心瓜子，，，包装则为超市塑料袋（或直接塞怀里）
谦谦：你们爱我能认真点吗？
谦友：但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
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6.关于整容事件：
别家男神：我保证我没有整过，我的脸是纯天然的！
谦谦：我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的，来你看看我打过没有……
（ps谦谦是有打过几针的，之后再也没有了！！！因为他已经够瘦了！！
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7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊：×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星：我也是，加油什么的
二谦：都是托／好假 （爱你心好累）
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8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家：爱豆怎么了 ，好心疼 没事吧……
谦友：你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子！ 败家老爷们
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9.关于专辑
别家：我出专辑了，大家快来买啊
谦谦：这只有三首歌，大家网上听听就好了，还是别买了
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10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家：哇 我家爱豆身材好好
自家：男人有钱就变坏，薛之谦我们分手
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11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神：能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障：这里面帮我加个激情戏……
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12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家：哇，上线了，好开心，终于活捉一只……
谦友：薛之谦你个大傻子，网瘾少年，晚上又不好好睡觉，一晚只睡四小时，快滚回去睡[怒]！
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13.关于微博配图
别家偶像：不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦：专业拍厕所二十年
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