第一章

不知道写点什么...

被网编强行抓来的......

他竟然跟我说一张1000字。

我这辈子也没写那么多过。

And he won't let me type.

Now he won't let me make up the words, so let's do it all in English.

巩悦Shit, why the fuck are you chasing me?

薄秀欣你没事吧！

薄秀欣这种时候说什么英文啊！

薄秀欣显你牛逼啊！

巩悦?Ah I'm an Englishman. What do you say if you don't speak English? Don't you have a brain?

薄秀欣妈的

薄秀欣什么玩意?

追兵Stop! Don't run!

薄秀欣????????????

薄秀欣纳尼?

薄秀欣啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

她还在懵逼，就突然被一个黑洞吸了进去

焦亦菲Oh China said anyhow. Hi. Hello.

薄秀欣???

薄秀欣我不理解……

薄秀欣蒋国语?

焦亦菲Oh, my dear host, what the hell are you talking about?

薄秀欣............

薄秀欣Can you speak Chinese?

薄秀欣翻译:你会说中文吗?

焦亦菲I'm sorry, dear host. I'm a British system. I don't speak Chinese very well.

焦亦菲翻译:对不起，我是个英国系统，不会讲中文

薄秀欣......

薄秀欣真是大无语事件

焦亦菲???

焦亦菲What are you talking about? I don't understand. When

焦亦菲翻译:宿主你在说什么『大概意思，具体的忘了』

薄秀欣I said you're a great guy. Super nice guy.

薄秀欣翻译:我说你真是个大好人

薄秀欣傻逼

焦亦菲Oh, my God, I see. Host, you are really a good man. E

焦亦菲翻译:哦天哪，原来是这样，宿主真是个好人

薄秀欣......

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巩悦?????????Where's that guy? Where did he go?

巩悦翻译:诶刚才那个人呢?

追兵Don't run, don't run, can catch up with you.

追兵翻译:别跑了别跑了你们跑什么啊

巩悦You chase us, we don't run, waiting to be caught by you?

巩悦翻译:你追我们，我们不跑等着被你抓吗?