No.56

一些搞笑文案：

到了我这个年纪，喝冰啤酒都想往里面加两颗枸杞。

At my age, when I drink cold beer, I always want to add two wolfberries to it.

研究显示，每晚睡觉前喝一杯牛奶，会比不喝牛奶的人多花几块钱。

Research shows that drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every night will cost a few yuan more than people who do not drink milk.

我长得这么好看完全归功于我的父母，是他们给了我这张胡说八道的嘴。

I owe my good looks to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.

打游戏真的可以找到对象，我对象就是打游戏跟别人跑的。

Playing games can really find objects. My object is to play games and run with others.

一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人，就是因为他们，你才长痘痘。

Be sure to remember those people who chat with you at night. It is because of them that you get pimples.

我不需要管理好我的情绪，你只需要管好自己别惹我生气。

I don't need to manage my emotions, you just need to manage yourself and don't make me angry.

人人都说女人好，女人当家不得了。工资月月必交齐，男人不准留一毛。

Everyone says that women are good, and women are the masters of the family. Wages must be paid every month. Men are not allowed to leave a hair.

这人呐，越丑越穷，找到的越是真爱。

The uglier he is, the poorer he is, and the more true love he finds.

你不服，可以哭，也可以跪在地上唱征服。

If you don't obey, you can cry, or you can kneel on the ground and sing conquest.

这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.

玩就认真玩，读书就认真睡觉，你们是不是也这样。

Play hard, read hard and sleep hard. Are you the same.